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Platform 9 and 3 sugars,

like toddlers taking early steps.

Arms outstretched to Mother.

Clutching our favourite toy;

A Coffee Cup,

A Shiny Phone,

Some hollow promise of joy.

Sleep Walking,

Just keep walking,

No Looking

No Talking

Doors Closing

“All our love making a synchronised smash”

We keep our heads down

We wait for the crash.

 

 

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Mercurial Talent

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Real Genius offers you the meaning of life

for nothing more than the price

of a can of super strength lager.

You put your eyes to the floor

and walk on by just a little bit faster.

 

Real Beauty eats out of date food

from the bins round the back of Tesco.

Whilst posh girls with eating disorders

wont get out of bed for less than a thousand

just to have their photo taken.

 

Real talent sings to no-one

in a dirty old pub

down by

Camden Station,

Whilst a fat ginger boy

with an acoustic guitar

sells out stadiums

across this sleeping nation

 

Real Heroes do

The jobs I cant do

They wipe the arse of someones sick mother

Pick the charred corpses of children

from towering inferno’s.

But they don’t receive these glittering prizes

or cash lump sums in praise.

Real Heroes just do

The jobs I cant do

for an ordinary working wage.

Snide

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Fake News, Fake Tits

Fake Smile, Fake Money

Fake Tan, Fake ID

Nothings really what it seems

A False Promise leads to False Hopes

Fake Pills to help you cope

False Memories and False Limbs

I cant see where The Truth begins

Me I Got the Counterfeit Blues

 

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Everyday we have to cope with not only the noise in our own heads but the tirade of commands blasting from public address systems at railway stations. The current security message has really pissed me off.

SIREN CALLS

Mind the Gap, Don’t tread on the cracks.

Stand clear of the doors please.

Mind your backs, Mind your backs.

Please keep your personal possessions with you at all times

Keep your hand on your ha’penny missus.

Smoking is not permitted anywhere in this station

but you can breathe the lead in the air

In warm weather stay hydrated, stay hydrated

Stay behind the yellow line

Give me a break for fuck suck

let me think for a minute

he’s a cunt, she’s a cunt, I’m a cunt

See it

Say it

Sorted

 

 

The C Word

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Always told not to say the C word and which word that is seems to have changed. Influenced by some lovely Julian Cope rantings on the demonisation of words in his epic Modern Antiquarian and with a definite nod to Roger McGough I give you this:

The C word.

A word you must not say,

A word you do not want to hear,

A word built on oppression and fear.

 

Word One – Cunt

There I said it, that is the easy one.

We have all seen one ,

We have all been one ,

And half of us have one.

 

Word Two – Cancer.

It kills your loved ones,

It breaks your heart,

And like the bogeyman in the dark;

It is coming to get you!

 

Word Three.

Worst in some ways of all.

Capitalism

Hate that stuff.

The May Queen

May Day, 1950.

 

THE MAY QUEEN

 

Coming soon

To a screen near you.

The unwanted sequel

The Iron Lady 2.

How long did it take?

Barely a week!

Before the May Queen bared her teeth

To show she aint weak.

I’ll push the button

I’ll kill us all

I am the power

I am the glory.

Of course you are luv

A true fucking Tory.

Benefit Chicken Ultra

CBS

Universal Credit fails, all DWP premises are turned into “affordable housing” and Lever brothers own the food supply – this is the future of the high street and the poor

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The Rhythm of the street

In every run down town.

Its beat only broken by

Bank, Chemist, Newsagent.

It stutters for a moment

Then gets back down into the groove,

Chicken Shop , Bookmaker, Pound Shop, Charity Shop

 

The DWP and The NHS

Denied Secret Talks,

but now openly confess.

They wanna scrap Walk In Centres and Job Centre Plus

Replacing them with a one stop shop

less hassle

Less fuss

 

They’ll call it BENEFIT CHICKEN ULTRA

to fit in with the aesthetic of the street.

Claimants will receive a text demanding they attend

once, maybe twice a week

Walk in

Walk up to the counter

Pass your ID through the swipe

Put your phone on the RFID reader

Put your mouth round the plastic pipe

 

The assistant behind the counter barks

“Are you actively seeking work?”

And as you nod indicating compliance

your head shoots back with a jerk.

Your mouth is now full

of some greasy chicken ball

(or vegetarian option*)

that is shot full of vitamins and vaccines

and the latest untested drugs.

You swallow hard

Phone beeps text confirmation

Benefit Paid

Travel permitted

You are once again granted the freedom of association

Tagged and Tracked

You walk back to the tube station

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Chicken Shop , Bookmaker, Pound Shop, Charity Shop

Chicken Shop , Bookmaker, Pound Shop, Charity Shop

Mummy’s Boy

A response to Joe Corre banging on about burning his “valuable punk collection” (http://www.vice.com/read/joe-corre-burn-punk-memorabilia-photos).

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COLIN HANKEY – MUMMY’S BOY

Your Daddy Was A Swindler

Your Mum Is the Surrogate Queen

The Clothes you’re Threatening on Burning “MAN”

Are just part of your Parents Scene

You’re just an upmarket sex shop upstart

You mean Fuck All to me.

Wringing your hands

And raising your Media Profile

Whilst Whinging

“It’s PUNK PLC”

 

Well Come to the Seaside SUNSHINE

To the run down bars & clubs.

See the young and the old

and the financially impaired

Dance to the UK Subs.

See Punk Destroy Despair

See Hope & Joy Prevail

Oh Bondage Up Yours

Fuck off and plan your summer sale!

 

 

See Pap Man

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Struggling with my C-Pap machine worn to alleviate Sleep Apnea this poem dropped on me

SEE PAP MAN by Colin Hankey


 

Mask On;

I sound like Darth Vader,

I look like a Bargain Basement Bane from Batman.

My muted goodnights make sound like David Niven

playing a fighter pilot.

Intimacy needs to be planned,

or kissing abandoned.

But then I feel like that creep from Blue Velvet.

I hum “the candy man can”

I start to cry.

 

…Mask off

I am asleep within seconds.

My snoring wakes neighbours

and reminds them of the tide

on a shingle beach.

And then.

Then there is silence.

But only so briefly

unitl I cough and I splutter

and my breathing kickstarts

with a zombie death rattle

The Mummy awakens.

Half concious

I rollover

It starts all over again…

 

Morning breaks

and I awake

Feeling sluggish

and like I have been punched in the face.

She always smiles

When she says that she hasn’t.

 

But sometimes I wake

and she’s not there

The noise and the spasms

too much to bear.

And I hear her from the back room

gently breathing

sleeping peacefully.

Dreaming of tides on a shingle shore

 

 

 

Uptown Offshore Banking

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As we are squeezed

into the funnel,

the Station entrance.

The tannoy reminds us gently,

but firmly.

That there are

“professional beggars working the area”

and we SHOULD NOT

give them money

and we SHOULD NOT

be fooled (again).

“Appearances”

we are told

“can be deceptive”.

and we SHOULD NOT

give them money.

Do the right thing citizens

Call the cops…

 

… Meanwhile

Thirty Storeys up

in shit suits

and air conditioned office suites

Tax consultants smile

as they hide the corporations money,

laughing all the way to the bank.

It is legal

but it aint funny.

 

The nearest I have ever been

to an offshore trust fund

was when my dad gave me pocket money

on a wet Woolwich Ferry.